Galileo's Muse:
The whole skit is centered around the fact that galileo never invented anything
and was nothing but an old sad man until this really hot chick moved into the
building next to his. He really wanted to get a good look at her while she
changed but he could never get the right view. So he started messing around
with optics and eventually invented things like the telescope (though his first
version had a porn magazine rack on it). He also calls over his friend Da Vinci
to help him figure out how to get a look of her pool on the roof...leading da
vinci to invent the helicopter. After he dies his son attempts to cover up the
underlying peversness under all of the inventions (he breaks off the porno mag
rack and renames the book "The Study of CELESTIAL Bodies"). He points out to
the leaders of the city and that those drawings are star charts and
constellations like "Yes that one is Gemini they are twins...who are licking
each other" and "Oh that's Scorpio its two scorpions...who are licking each
other!" and finally "Oh that one is Orion the Hunter...and that...well that is
his uh belt!"