This is a spoof on those reality dating shows where 2 kids have to
compete for their parents love, and one is eliminated. The parents
decide who to eliminate by spending time alone with each child. This is
dubbed as "quality time". during which, the kid has to be extra cute
and funny so as to win the parents affections.
This sketch could be a commercial for the show so as not to be too
long. It might start with the logo for the show and the announcer
saying the premise. Then each kid and each parent would have part of their
confessional booth shown, along with the reenactment of their "quality
time". Then it could end with showing the elimination of a kid.
Some ideas for the confessional booth, and the reenactments are:
*The parents talking about the kid not being cute enough; being too
boring; whining too much; crying for any reason; peeing in pants; kid
dropping ice cream cone; being loud and obnoxious and saying
something embarassing; fighting with the other sibling. Any of which
leads to the parents not wanting to love the child.
*The children talking about the pressures of saying something cute and
charming to make other parents say "awwww"; having to repress peeing
in their pants when their parents wouldnt let them go; vying with the
other child for the parents affections; fighting back he urge to fight with
their sibling. All the pressures of trying to be a favorite child.
*It could end with the parents hugging and crying with the child that
won, while the other one is hitchhiking down the road with a suitcase.
*slow motion and cheesy music would probably do well with this sketch